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OK so to start off my random babbling, there is a new freecreditreport.com comercial. I've only seen it once but when I see it again I'll try to post it. I think that Free Credit Report owes me ($$$) for advertising for them. Anyways this week at school was especialy boring. First we had IOWA testing (no I dont know why we have to take the IOWA test in NC) and that was miserably terrible. Then on Thursday. I just sneezed. We had to go to all our classes again and learn boring stuff. Then on Friday we had the back to school dance. It was ok. Nothing too exciting though. This weekend was groovey though. Me and mkl baby sat baby Gia on Saturday and she spent the night and we played with playdough!! Yea I think that I have an obsession. Wow I think that I want some ice cream. I hope your happy now Lady!! (ilu lady) ; )

The History of Play-Doh

Play-Doh is made of Water, Starch-based binder, Retrogradation inhibitor, Salt, Lubricant, Surfactant, Preservative, Hardener, Humectant, Fragrance, and Color. But what I don't understand is that on the label it says Notice to parents: Contains wheat.
Play-Doh was invented in 1956. It has become so popular that since then, they have sold over 2 billion cans. When it was first invented it only came in off white and it was in a cardboard can. It was also meant to be used as a wallpaper cleaner. But because it was non-toxic and so flexible, Joe McVicker decided to take his creation to a younger level, little kids. In the class rooms, the wall paper cleaner was used to model things and create things of every size, shape, and form. When the reaction to his invention and the kids was such a big hit, he decided to ship off his creation to schools all over Cincinnati. Alittle bit after that Joe's new product was showcased at a national education convention. The product took off and soon department stores began taking a huge interest. The first store that Joe's product was sold in was Woodward & Lothrop Department Store in Washington, D.C. Since then modifications have been made and and are continuing to be made. Play-doh is a fun creation for kids all over the world and it tastes good too ; ) don't worry its non-toxic and wont hurt anyone.

A Blonde Joke, A Brain Twister, and A Dog

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cutoff the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat along with the tail over to Walmart!
Why Walmart? Duh!! The Blonde knew that Walmart is the largest retailer in the world!

*DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM
*PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER
*ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
*DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
*THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE
*GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
*THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
*SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME
*ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
*A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE
*THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE
*ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Have I ever shown you a picture of my other doggie Hannah! Yea well this is Hannah she's old and sick. Aint she cute?!?

My Monday

Well live is good in my neighborhood (cheesy). I've had a pretty enventless week though. My grandma's 60th birthday was on Monday so we celebrated on Sunday afternoon after church. On Monday and Tuesday (today) I didn't do much, just school. But I didn't have any homework those past two days! Well actually I did, but I did it all after school, while I was at school. This blog is pretty boring. Let me see if I can make it more fun. On Monday my house grew legs and walked to Canada. We followed our house all the way to Canada where we discovered that the circus was in town. We went to the circus and one of the cannon ball jumpers chickened out and they couldn't find him, so I got to play that part. When they shot me out of the cannon, they realized that I forgot my parachute. So they quickly grabbed the nearest trampoline and put it under me to keep me from dying basically. Then after that we saw that it was late and we needed to get back home before the elephant races started. We jumped onto the nearest rocket ship and blasted home. When we got home we made it just in time for the elephant races to begin. When the race was over we went back home. It was the best Monday ever. Don't even get me started on Tuesday!

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Well I made it through my first week of high school! It went pretty good. I didn't have very much homework though, so that was good. All my teachers are cool too and I'm actually passing my math class. I'm re taking Algebra 1 this year and so far it's going great. Yea ok now I'm sick of talking about school. My birthday is in 9 days! Yes my birthday is on August the 4th. I will be fourteen years old too! Isn't the exciting? Oh and my brother's is on August the 1st. So his is coming up pretty soon too! Yea we're birthday buddies. He will be seventeen on Friday! wow that's so cool! So anyways don't forget to log to my blog! LOL that's funny!

Wow thats a big elephant aint it? Yep so I'm going back to school on MONDAY! :( I bet all the highschoolers are gonna beat me up! Yea well thats frightining anyways. Here's some random pictures for your enjoyment.

I really hate you right now.

Sorry but I'm on an important buisness call
(there is a blue tooth on her ear)

"Get your finger out of your eye?"

See ya later taters